Greetings from Guatemala! Our group has been engulfed in a whirlwind of activities from Spanish lessons and consulting projects to climbing active volcanoes on our days off. Coming to terms with the surprising disparity between the heartening level of general happiness and the poor quality of life here was initially difficult. Though the average Guatemalan does not have access to luxuries we constantly take for granted such as computers, gas stoves, or even running water, the people of this land are “rich” in terms of what cannot be quantified. The richness of their way of life pulsates through the vibrant colors of a Mayan woman’s traje, the half-toothy grins of children playing soccer on the streets, and even the cacophonous, ill- timed symphony of raucous roosters crowing at all hours of the night. Though the scope of activity is too overwhelming to adequately describe in a few paragraphs, I will offer a glimpse into an experience my group agrees is quintessentially Guatemalan: riding the(in)famous chicken bus.
We stand on a dusty street at an unmarked but widely known defacto bus stop. As we hear the ayudante’s resonant shouts of “Guate,Guate,Guate,” a violently painted, formerly yellow, cast off US school bus rumbles into sight. All semblances to an ordinary bus ride end here and the fiesta begins. Reggaeton or the top 40 dubbed in Spanish blare out from the loudspeakers. Drivers personalize their buses with everything from religious memorabilia to flashing disco lights. If you think the C1 is crowded after tailgate or during orientation week, think again. In a test of the human body’s flexibility, one must find a place to stand on a bus packed three to a seat on either side with an additional two people “sitting” midair in the aisle. That white line painted after the steps decreeing no one may stand beyond this area? Completely ignored. That sign declaring the maximum quota for the number of passengers? Laughable. After pushing my way inside, I stand with a flower vendor’s bouquet in my face and bodies pressed against me in all directions. All notions of personal space are thrown out the window as the bus lurches forward. Just when you think the bus cannot possibly hold more people, five more climb on, some hanging out the door.
The ayudante (helper) has the daunting task of moving through the nonexistent aisle collecting everyone’s fare while the bus is still in motion. He employs cirque de soleil worthy moves of uncomfortably squeezing through masses of people and climbing out
the window to run across the roof of the bus to get to the back. All this occurs while the bus is still in motion teetering through hairpin turns of the mountains at 50 kph. An intuitive knowledge of when one’s stop is coming up is paramount as the windows are blocked from sight and shouts of “alto, alto” will only be drowned out by the blaring music. We manage to find our stop and jump off the bus just as the wheels stop rolling, only to know we will have to survive the chicken bus again in the evening. In Guatemala, even a bus ride is an experience.