Things I Have Learned So Far
Things I Have Learned This Summer
1. There was absolutely no reason to bring a surfboard here. For one, there is no ocean and no hope of finding waves unless there is a hurricane. Which we clearly don’t want. For two, there is way too much to do in the city to consider driving away for a weekend.
2. Driving here by myself was a terrible idea, but it would have been even more terrible to not have a car. Very much like the C-1, the streetcar never comes on time.
3. 12 kids sitting around attempting to speak in a British accent is way funnier than you’d think.
4. Nasher museum parties are going to leave something to be desired from now on.
5. You shouldn’t laugh while eating beignets. Although they do taste best at 3 am when everything is funnier than it should be.
6. Paradoxically, stores close at 6 pm while bars are open until 7 am.
7. You can’t survive on crawfish. They supply you with no iron. Sometimes you have to go to Superior Grill and eat a big, fat, greasy burger.
8. Once college kids find out about a wine bar, it automatically becomes less cool.
9. It’s worth going to F&M just for the cheese fries.
10. You can’t get anywhere else in the French Quarter during Essence Festival. Unless you want to walk over a mile.
11. While people from New Jersey never go outside during the winter, nobody here goes outside during the summer. And running outside at noon is not a good idea.
12. There are only 4 radio stations and you can always hear “I kissed a girl,” “Pocket full of sunshine” and “Take a bow” within 3 minutes of turning on the radio.
13. Some people get really intense about ultimate frisbee. Maybe I should have capitalized that…
14. One cannot rely on streetlights to direct traffic. People take them more as guidelines and they go out whenever it rains anyway.
15. Can openers are unnecessary.
16. Bourbon Street is disgusting. There is horse poop and vomit all over the place. Everyone who goes there is either a tourist, completely wasted, or an intern who has only been here a week and therefore doesn’t know any better.
17. I love listening to live jazz, whether it is at a sit-down place like Snug Harbor or in a concert venue like Blue Nile, Maple Leaf, or Tipitina’s.
18. There is nothing special about Snowballs.
19. Rock and Bowl, despite popular belief, is not that sketchy. Yes, it is a bowling alley that also has a bar, a dance floor, and hula-hoop competitions so maybe it’s a little bizarre, but not sketchy.
20. Big Sam’s Funky Nation does the best version of Cupid Shuffle.
21. Parakeets can make phone calls and say “Love you.” And they love “Run Around” by Blues Traveler.
22. People who spend three hours lying motionless in their cars in the 101 degree Louisiana heat aren’t always dead. Sometimes they are listening to MPR.
23. “Non-profits” aren’t always non-profits. Voluntourism makes money.
24. “Power Hour” does not always mean something that is bad for your body. In fact, most of the time it means the opposite.
25. Living with 16 strangers really expedites the ‘getting to know you’ process.
26. I probably shouldn’t have called this “Things I Have Learned This Summer” because I still have 5 days left, and something ridiculous could happen at any minute. So maybe the blog title will be, “Things I Have Learned So Far.”